From the wonders of LiveJournal Images I found this gem and just had to pass it along. You really need to read what this guy did, as I went along I laughed harder and harder. I could almost imagine this to be true.

If anyone knows if this is an Urban Legend or especially if it is not please drop me a line or a comment with your proof so I can check this out.
2Mar09 at 09:56:49
You know honestly I never knew K-Mart was in Australia. I’ve only been there a couple of times. Thanks for the info Josephine.
28Feb09 at 11:24:26
Yes, that is the australian kmart logo. Also, what you call lay-a-way is called lay-buy in australia.
21Oct08 at 06:25:38
Yeah it probably is a spoof. Although for a spoof it is pretty funny
Thanks for commenting.
20Oct08 at 15:05:48
This is most likely a spoof. The logo itself is the one for Kmart Australia, not the US Kmart.
21Sep08 at 18:30:11
Did your husband actually get banned from K-Mart !!?!?
15Feb08 at 18:05:51
Gotta be a spoof—they havent called Lay-A-Way Lay-Buy for over 20 years!!
21Sep07 at 16:05:33
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