We recently bought a package of Charmin toilet paper. It has a bear on the package. My son for the longest time was calling it his toilet paper because it has a bear on it. Of course it obviously can’t be mommy or daddy’s toilet paper because it has a bear on the package as well as on each and every square.
My wife was telling me that it is important for him to wipe himself with the bear. I have a very strange little boy.